Network Cable

March 31st, 2007 by aheryan

What else can I do in office on a non-working Saturday? Since there’s a "network renovation" (change of network infrastructure) rearrangement going on in office, me & my colleague got addicted to this network cable enthusiasm. We actually helped the network administrator to prepare network cable (i.e. cut it according to appopriate length and install the connector on it). So, since it’s a non-working Saturday, obviously the network guy isn’t around, this two rascals make our own shortest network cable.

Network Cable
(From left) First one is my shortest network cable, followed by Jeffu’s network cable which made my mini network cable (third one) looks gigantic. The key on the right simply normal-size office key.

I did created a real short network cable, but then in 5 minutes time my colleague makes my "short network cable" looks gigantic =S. Since I was rather free, I make an effort to make another even shorter. The result is shown in the photo above.

Alright, this network cable is not practical obviously. But I don’t mean it can be used. This is a WORKING cable. So, after installing the connector, we gotta try it out to make sure it’s working. How is it so? We tried pluggin’ into the socket on the wall. With? The laptop of course. So see the funniest part of all :

Jeffu Testing Network Cable
He can’t help to rotate his "short" network cable, so the only think he can do is to overturn his laptop. I can’t stand to take a photo of it.

Why’s the laptop overturned? Well, the socket on the wall is upright direction, whilst the socket on the laptop is pointing downwards. So usually what we do is we rotate the cable and plug it in. But…but…the cable happened to be too short to rotate, therefore the laptop has to be rotated instead. rofl

Tak Nak Campaign

February 11th, 2007 by aheryan

Stress up!! It’s been 4 weeks workin’ in client site, Putrajaya again. Pressure from superior and repellence from client squeeze me in the middle, made me breathless. And not forgotting the evil deadline which continuously contributing me sleepless night. Anyway it’s just the beginning, long way to go…

Staring at my cup of Pepsi on the table, brought back from The Chicken Rice Shop in Alamanda. Take a sip and accidentally spill a drop on the table. Yeah I’m workin’ in Ministry of Health (MOH), but the ppl there don’t really care about health, not even hygiene. Who’s gonna care ’bout the drop of Pepsi spilt on my table. The bullentin board is full of campaigns and activities, but I can see lots of "Tak nak" poster sticking on the cubical. Looks like everyone’s anti-smoking in that office…Or, they were forced to stick it on the cubical for showing purpose.

Out of a sudden this really crossed my mind. Pepsi…"Tak Nak" campaign. Hmm…what if one day MOH outsource "Tak Nak" anti-smoking campaign to Pepsi. Wouldn’t it be nice since this campaign has a contrary impact (read this - Govt says ‘Tak Nak’ campaign up in smoke). You may ask, "Why Pepsi?". Cuz I believe that Pepsi has a better slogan: -

Moh_pepsi

Photography

January 27th, 2007 by aheryan

Most ppl were surprised to see me payin’ 2000 bucks for a bulky and "old-school" lookin’ G7. "We’re goin’ for compact yet comprehensive camera but you’re goin’ the other way round." I’ve been gettin’ comments like this, in different versions. So, why is it so?

I get real serious with camera exactly half a year ago, yes, last Aug when my brother lent me his IXUS 40 for a company trip in PD. I did "experiment" the IXUS for the sake of takin’ better pic instead of simply point & shoot. Well, indeed IXUS did equip with quite a lot of features and it was then I found out lots of interestin’ theory in photography.

So please don’t be surprise if I haven’t been updating blog for months, cuz you know what I’ve been doin’. Check out my Flickr account at http://www.flickr.com/photos/stephenchew instead

Well juz feel like sharin’ some experience here. Bare in mind, I’m not a pro and I’ve very little knowledge ’bout photography. I’m still a novice so please don’t condemn me, but comments are welcome.

I luv to take macro shot (close up). Macro simply gives me a feelin’ that I can give prominence to an object, makin’ the photo speaks for me. But one thing that made macro so fascinatin’ is the blurry effect. One way of makin’ the object stands out is to blur the background. To what extend should it be blurred? Well it really depends. Let my photos tell the story…

Garfield (Shallow depth of field)
Figure 1
F2.8
1/3″
ISO 200

Garfield (Wide depth of field)
Figure 2
F6.3
2″
ISO 200

Explanation

I stretched opened the aperture to the max (which is F2.8 in my camera) in the Figure 1, so I had a very very shallow depth of field(meaning the area being focused is small). Dun understand? Nevermind, look at the the figurine who sat on my thumbdrive. Can you tell it’s a Garfield? You may; but can you tell me, from Figure 1, what’s the brand of my laptop? (Dun say yes, I’m not gonna believe you…)

On the other hand, look at Figure 2. I slightly increase the aperture to F6.3, so I’ve a wider depth of field. Now, I bet you can tell me the figurine at the back indeed a Garfield (unless you dunno what’s Garfield). What ’bout the brand of my laptop? Unable to see? It may not be as clear cuz I didn’t have it in focus, but try to click on the picture to enlarge it. Still CAN’T? Go get yourself a pair of presbyopic specs.

(Some of my friends said I look like the Garfield. What’re you tryin’ to say? You mean I look as fat as the lazy cat huh?)

New Year, New Toy

January 6th, 2007 by aheryan

Wow, my first post in 2007. Supposed to post ’bout Christmas but somehow, hmm…left my photos in office’s pc, might as well forget ’bout it. So, what’s new? What’s actually "New Year, New Toy"?

Well, I had a rather distinctive New Year in 2007. Instead of goin’ countdown with my colleagues or college ex-classmate, I happened to meet up with old friends from secondary school . Guess what? Why is it distinctive? I actually counted-down in Era Walk. *Huh, where the heck izzit?* I can hear you ppl screamin’. Dun be astonished. It’s a new place in my hometown, but please dun compare with "Bintang Walk" or not even "Hartamas Walk". Livin’ here for more than 2 decades, I dun think I ever went out for countdown in one of these happenin’ places in my hometown.

Ok, talk ’bout the place Era Walk, nothing more than a tiled street with a stage in the middle. When the second hand struck 12 at 11:59 on 31st Dec ‘06, I can anticipate the all and singular atmosphere; screamin’, huggin’, hand-shakin’, jumpin’ around blah blah blah…It simply couldn’t be any difference. Garbage generation session (sprayin’ of chemical product like synthetic-snow) actually took place. But not as bad as places like Sg. Wang or Gurney Drive.

That’s all ’bout my New Year in 2007, nothing outstandin’ but ermm…it’s different somehow

Then what’s "New Toy" all ’bout? After months of incitement from my colleague as well as my brother, I finally bought myself a Canon Powershot G7 today (Mainly is to subside my enthusiasm of ownin’ a prosumer camera which caused me a few sleepless night ). My new toy for the new year, and to reward myself for workin’ 1 year . But on the other hand, so to speak, the camera actually costs more than my 1 month salary (there goes my 1 year savings). Guys, juz survey on G7’s market price and you’ll know my pay, I’m indeed a poor engineer

G7 Box
Nice design for the box, but soon or later gonna lie in the dark and start collectin’ dust.
G7 Cover
Sleek design~~~Maybe slightly big compared to a consumer/compact camera, but it’s considerably slim of its class — prosumer.

Time to boast around with it. The first thing that caught your attention - 10 Megapixels. *Wow, so high-tech what for?* I knew you’re complainin’, or maybe some admirin’, but that’s not I fonded. 8mp or even 6mp is juz as good to me. Yeah 10mp would last me up-to-date for another year or so, but dun forget it keeps me updatin’ my harddisk/SD card storage at the same time .

It attracted me because it’s a prosumer (range between professional and consumer) camera. A consumer camera is those kind Point & Shoot, which doesn’t really need to care ’bout the settings, the camera will take care for you. It does lack of flexibility, and most of all, the quality might not be impressin’. All you can get from the photo taken is to prove that you’ve been to a certain place. It’s a piece of evidence, not masterpiece. Whilst professional camera like DSLR indeed attracted me especially Nikon D40, but in the end I gave up due to its bulkiness (It makes me look like a pro photographer or reporter, which I’m NOT). All I want is to have a camera which enables me to manually adjust the aperture, shutter speed, ISO speed, focus…blah blah blah…it’s the right camera for me.

It seems like I’m gonna eat bread + jam for 3 meals for the following months, in order to clear my debt.

Vice City (updated)

November 20th, 2006 by aheryan

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For some sorta business deal me & my colleague, shals were invited for a business trip to the Macau, together with our tauke(s). Of course this trip is purely on IT deals, gamblin’ or any other activities at own expenses.

** This would be a rather long post as I’ll talk ’bout all aspects of this trip, includin’ my own experience and some introduction of the city. I broken down the entire post into outlines listed below, for those lazy reader you may click on a specific topics wink

Introduction to Macau

1st Day (Thu)

2nd Day (Fri)

3rd Day (Sat)

4th Day (Sun)

The entire city comprises of 2 small islands aligned along the longitude, linked by a couple of bridges in between. A city previously “colonized” (or administered) by the Portuguese, was returned to China as Special Administrative Region on 20th December 1999. Quite interestin’ though, Macau is the name of the city, however it’s further broken down into northern island which known as Macau downtown, whilst the southern island is segmented into northern part, Taipa (氹仔) and the southern part Coloane (路環).

Day 1

Settled down in one of the 5 stars hotel in Taipa. The lobby absolutely looks like a 3-4 stars hotel, and I heard that the rate per night is rather high. Look into the room, I felt quite comfortable though. At least it doesn’t look cheapshit. However, by chance I found out there’s a tiny sign hidden inside the wardrobe. Take a look at the photo . By the way the approximate exchange rate is ’bout MYR 1 = MOP 2. The next thing I see is a little piece of note beside the phone, as shown in photo as well. The translate would be “Press number 6 for turndown service after dark”. I really couldn’t understand the semantic of the phrase, hence I DARE NOT press the button 6 despite it’s stated there “house keeping”, I scare I dun have sufficient cash to pay the extraordinary service and a weird lookin’ transaction will appear on the room bill wink



We decided to go for a walk around Macau downtown, since it was the first day and we dun have any task yet. Got out from bus at the city centre and walk around, before we head for lunch. All I can see was fancy signboard hanging all around the buildings. These buildings look even dramatic at night, where all the flashy and shimmery neon lights comes into scene. See the different between left and right photo, no doubt both are different casino but the outlook of both casinos look quite alike. Down the road we walked, my eyes could never escape from seein’ casinos. No matter which direction I face, there’s at least one casino in sight. Those names are quite funny though, I remember one of it called Fortune Casino (財神娛樂場). This is not surprising at all, as most of the occupation of their citizen rely on casino business. See a dealer inside the photo? I can include a dealer into my photo easily. They’re everywhere on the street.

In Taipa, there isn’t even a SINGLE traffic light. The cars will automatically slow down or stop for the pedestrian to cross. The drivers there are courteous. So what’s the second famous aspect of Macau after gambling or casino? Pawn? Nope, pawn is somethin’ to do with gamblin’, so yet it still falls under the “casino” category. Yes, porn. Along the street there’re a lot of lady standin’ there tend to give out flyers. Looked at ‘em for more than half a second, it was then she’ll approach you recommendin’ all the pretty gals. Yucks…It’s awful.

Since we skipped our breakfast, we’re actually observin’ for an eye-catchin’ restaurant. We ordered mostly local cuisine. Not bad though, I appreciate the wooden barrel rice (木桶饭), it’s kinda unique and the taste is not bad at all.

Wooden Barrel Rice

While eatin’ some incident suddenly crossed my mind. Ok, imagine this: when you’re given an empty plate and an empty bowl (Chinese food), as a Malaysian, subconsciously we tend to put the dishes onto the plate, leavin’ the bowl untouched except fillin’ it up with soup. But in the China region their culture is different. That’s what crossed my mind; last time when I been to China, I did the same thing and my friend advised me. So this time I’m smarter, I follow their style =) But my colleague and the tauke(s) were not. So bein’ kind enough I tell ‘em the story…

Me : In fact the people here put their dishes in bowl instead of plate. They usually put those bones onto the plate.
(they were like half-believe but kept on eatin’)
Me : Ermmm, some people in China, they’d use the plate as ashtray sometimes.
(then i hear chokin’ sound, they scrutinized their plate to make sure it’s clean, but still kept on eatin’. It’s hard to believe that peoply will actually do that in a classy restaurant)
Me : And last time my friend told me that, some people even spit onto the plate……

Juz a blink of an eye, I see all their food “migrated” to the bowl, in less than a second. Then my tauke questioned me, “Really? That’s terrible…” Hahaha…funny to see ‘em react like that. But I’m not makin’ fun of ‘em. That’s what I was told and I do believe, after observin’ their ethos. So dear Malaysian reader, do keep that in mind…

After fulfillin’ our physiological needs, what’s next? Of course concern ’bout the main substance in wallet. So we visited one of the most prestige & magnificent casino, Wynn. I discovered somethin’ interestin’ ’bout the casinos. Like Wynn, as the owner is mat salleh, they followed the Western style within the casino. Okay for example, they have non-smokin’ area, the dealers look professional and they act professionally, the chips are more modernize and etc. Even the Blackjack game, the dealer will open the card for the players. On the other hand, the typical Macau-style casino, you can see 80% of the people are smokin’ in there, air is badly contaminated. They have colourful yet gaudy chips. For all games, the dealer won’t reveal any card, they let the player to open themselves. So there’s all sorts of funny funny action, like flippin’ the card carefully, shoutin’ the number they want and some even rub the card, as if they can transform it to another card . Okay, stop laughin’ at people, I’ll do that too if I’m in the game.

First time for me goin’ into Macau’s casino, a bit worry ’bout the security will be strict. So I dumped all my gadgets (camera, pda…) into shals handbag and get her to deposit her handbag at the counter. Needless to say, there will be a security check before goin’ in. So when I approached the lady guard, I pressed on my pocket to indicate I brought nothin’ in. Well, she’s not interested at all, but instead, she said somethin’ that made me real astonished.

Guard : 唔该,我想睇下你张身份证
(Excuse me, I’d like to take a look at your I/C)
Me : (Began to panic, she suspected me an illegal immigrant or something? Hesitated for awhile…)
嗯,其实我係外地嚟嘅,护照得唔得?
(Ermm, actually I’m not local, can I show you my passport?)
Guard : 得,我净係想睇下你够唔够十八岁啫...
(Sure, I juz wanna check whether you’re over eighteen)
Me : (I still dunno what’s happenin, took out my passport and show her my year of birth)
Guard : 好,唔该哂啊...
(Ok, thanks a lot)

So as I walked in, shals smiled at me and shook her head slightly. I was still revisin’ what she said…Oh, she actually wanna check whether I’m under age. Yeah, of course I’m over 21……hmmm…Nope! She never mentioned 21, she said 18. Huh? She suspected I’m under 18? HAHAHA……what a joke? I look so young, do I? I was so happy that I jumped around, almost shouted, “Auntie, belanja you makan aiskrim…”

Day 2

Basically we were busy for work on the 2nd day, but there’s a cocktail reception at night. Ok, so what’s it all ’bout? Networking Session. Givin’ people get to know each other in the reception and show off their company’s product. Alright, I’m quite anti social the community is against me. I dun socialize well. To me, the term networkin’ refers to UTP cable, TCP/IP, load balancer blah blah blah. Somehow I still need to stand there and pretend. I dress well that night, with my full suit on. So at a first glance people thought that I’m some sort of Sales Consultant; but the moment we exchanged business card, I can see the disappointment in their eyes. No doubt they smile at me, but I know what they’re thinkin’…

What is this fella doin’ here? We speak human language and you don’t! You speak .NET, Java which no one on earth would understand. Get back to Mars and stop wastin’ my time.

I can understand their feelin’, as the people I met there is either CEO, COO, Director, and the lowest post I can see is Assistant General Manager. To them, my post is juz a level higher than the toilet cleaner . Fine, I’ve said earlier, the community is against me. I rather focus on the titbits on the table.

Right after the networkin’ (ostracism) session, all the Malaysian form a rombongan (group) and start our “expedition” to Macau downtown, huntin’ for dinner. One of ‘em showed off that he’s so familiar with Macau, as he came here so often (obviously Genting is no fun for him), so he lead the way, and I named him as the tour guide. Accordin’ to him, Macau downtown is so small that you can walk from East coast to West coast in 1 hour. We went for congee that night, in one of the famous porridge shop. Before that we round the Macau city for at least ½ hour, not havin’ a tour but askin’ for directions. So, what’s the tour guide for?

Ok, here comes the most notorious activity of Macau. What else could it be after dinner? This time we opt Lisboa casino, the very first casino in Macau. I heard some of ‘em snicker when they mentioned ’bout Human Horse in the casino. Well, whatever it is, I’m not interested but yet I’m still followin’ them into the casino.

Once inside the casino we split. As usual they went to the machine and try their HK$1 mil luck and some to the Blackjack table. After a few rounds of win and loss, they gave up and started to think ’bout somethin’ else. So one of ‘em suggested to see horse. Arr..what so special ’bout horse racing? But I found out that it’s not normal horse racing, it’s human horse. My curiosity drove me to follow ‘em, How can they have real human horse racing within a building? Interestin’…

We went down to the basement, then out of the casino. Right at the basement is another huge shoppin’ complex, with all the shops around sellin’ priceless jewellery. That doesn’t impress me, but the gals walkin’ around really caught my eyes. As we’re walkin’ in, I see beautiful gals walkin’ in and out, most of ‘em walkin’ alone. As we walk in further, I can see more and more chicks around. Dress up sexy and pretty faces, I’ve never seen such gorgeous chicks in Macau before. THIS IS HEAVEN~~!! Eventually I figure out this is not a heaven, but a sinful HELL. Guys lookin’ for carnalism are all here. Those chicks are so-called Human Horse, now I know. Anyone with MOP$800 is able to ride on this beautiful horse. The tour guide advised me that luckily I walked with shals and hence I’m safe, else I’d either ride on a horse or die in a stampede .

Day 3


We spent the whole day in the neighbouring province, ZhuHai (珠海). Besides, I do spent most (maybe all) of my Renmenbi there as well. As ZhuHai isn’t an Special Administrative Region by itself, we need a visa to get beyond the border, and it cost us HK$150 (equivalent to RM72). I’ve no idea for what reason there’re so many people at the immigration, that we reluctantly gotta follow the stampede. Look at the photo, people are movin’ fast, like some kind of evacuation. Ok, talk ’bout the photo, I dunno why everyone said I shook my hand while takin’ that. Scrutinized carefully, if I did shake, why certain parts are clear while others are not? The only explanation is, either those people are movin’ fast or they’re some sort of substance which is not able to be capture by a camera. Dunno.

What else can I say ’bout China? China is China. ZhuHai is not one of the advanced city in China. Nothing special to talk ’bout. But the good thing is, I got a good exchange rate for Renmibi. We been to “streets of shopping” and I lighten my wallet there. To me everythin’ is half price. Sometimes I didn’t even bother to bargain much, cuz a discount of 5 yuan is less than RM2.50. What’s the point? Be ostentatious .

Day 4

By the 4th day, we’re already familiarize ourselves there. So me and shals decided to go on an adventure – take a shuttle bus to Macau downtown. So instead of followin’ the taukes to casino, we went for sightseeing, which is much more meaningful. Opened up the map and try to get our way to those places of interest. Not scare of gettin’ lost at all, as east to west is just an hour of walk away, who cares?

Alright, I guess most of you tired in readin’ thousands of characters, so let the photo do the job…

Macau Downtown

  1. Ruins of St. Paul
  2. Senado Square
  3. Residential area
  4. Cathedral
  5. Street in Macau
  6. Mount Fortress

Everyone demands us to buy ‘em Portuguese egg tart, so along the way I do observe those bakery shops. Yes, found a couple of “biscuit shop”, sellin’ different types of local delicacy (which can be found in Malaysia too). The price of a single Portuguese egg tart is HK$6 (around RM2.88), so do you think worth it? So shals suggested, “why not we buy an empty box which printed made in Macau, then go back and fill it in with Portuguese egg tarts, say we bought it from Macau…hehe…“. What a brilliant idea ~~!! Too bad can’t find the box though…

Sk8er Boi

October 30th, 2006 by aheryan

It’s been quite some time since I last went to the Lake Garden in my hometown, and I don’t even know how does it look like after the upgrade. Well, during the first day of Syawal this year, I made a trip to S’pore with my parents to visit my brother, surprisingly I made an effort to go to the East Coast Park in the mornin’ (ok, they actually pull me up from my bed and ask me go along).

As the name implies, it’s a Park located in Eastern Coastal in S’pore. I can see crowds enjoyin’ themselves. It really looks like a family day more than a festival wink. Whatsoever it is, doesn’t matter to me, what actually caught my attention were the activities there.

Activity

Look at it!!! People are skatin’!!! It’s been……hmmm……at least 4 years I have not puttin’ the skate onto my feet, ok, at least 2 years ago I went to Sunway Pyramid Skating ring for “revision” with my friends, but trust me, ice skatin’ and inline skatin’ is different, totally DIFFERENT. Trust me. We settled down in a place, my brother rented bicycles and I requested for a pair of roller blade…hee…hee…smugI asked for the size 8 ½, probably it’s quite odd so that fella get me a pair of new one. He reminded me again and again, “This is a new pair of skate, so pleaaaaasssssse, don’t do any stunt on it, ok?”. “No worries pal”, I said with confident. After puttin’ it on, I stand up and I shook. “No prob, maybe I’m just not use to it, it’ll be fine“, I told myself. Yeah, right after I rolled down the path, I felt more and more confident. Haha…I’m a good skater, ain’t it? It’s a bit too early to be smug.

I was skatin’ towards my brother, showin’ off my skill. Yeah, show off huh? When I’m approachin’ him, naturally I wanted to slow down. But what if your body doesn’t comply to your intention. It was then I started to panic, but somehow I’m calm enough to tilt my left foot a bit, hopin’ to engage the brake located on the heel, right behind the rollers. But for some reason the skate refused to stop, and start to pickin’ up speed. OMG~~!! What’s happenin? Fortunately I manage to grab on my brother’s bicycle and I almost fall together with the bicycle phew…I can’t turn back, the payment for skate rental had been made, and it’s 8 bucks per hour (SGD not MYR).

The staff rushed towards my direction and pretend to stay calm, ask whether I’m comfortable with the skate. Obviously he’s afraid that I’d decorate the skate with scratches. Then I only realized that the brake is only available on the RIGHT SIDE of the blade. Gosh!! How come like this? No wonder I couldn’t stop. “All the new skates only have brake on the right side, and I can’t imagine how to brake if it’s on both side…tilt both of your feet?”, that fella said sarcastically. Sounds logic right. I agreed too but…No!I came to realize that it is not true at all. Why, the skate that I had was ermm…a bit old fashion and has brake on the both side of the blade, I chosen to practise to brake with left foot. I’m used to it a it all went perfectly all the while. Now, I have no choice. It’s like askin’ a right-handed person to write using left hand. I can’t brake. Each time I attempted to tilt my right foot, yes, the friction do slow me down by a fraction, but I’d ended up losing control and movin’ to another direction. Well, I admit I’m not a professional skater, and I never said I was.

Runnin’ fast on the track, after a couple of minutes I had familiar myself with the blade, speedin’ at 10 kph smugI felt myself was like a Porsche, only without a brake shy Somehow my nephew could cycle even faster than me, and he is only at the age of 5. Amazin’ huh? My feet is gettin’ more and more tired as I move on, and so do my thigh. My speed reduced, and my nephew slows down for me to catch up. Guess what? He turns to me and said, “Uncle, you’re old already hor…What la~~this is the first time I started to exercise again for the past 2 years. I’ve been extremely unhealthy. Yala I’m old, else you won’t be callin’ me uncle angry So I skate on, continuously for 5 kilometers down the track, until a small jetty before I turn back.

Skaterboy
Ya that’s me smile Pretendin’ to look professional (puttin’ my hands at the back) and you can see I wear no protection. In fact my parents did ask for it, but since I’m wearin’ jeans that staff said it’s ok. What ’bout protection on the head? No way! Look at my spiky hair, that is my TRADEMARK™ and I’m not gonna put anything on top of it.

There is a seafood restaurant near the jetty. Maybe it’s time for them to stock some fresh seafood, the supplier drove a lorry in with lotsa seafood behind. I came to a crossroad junction. Goin’ straight is the track where everyone cycles and skates, whilst the horizontal one is where the lorries pass by. So I saw a few lorries movin’ in, and there’s an uncle standin’ at the junction controllin’ “traffic”. He waved his hand on me, askin’ me to stop. Yes I know I should stop, but I CAN’T!!! If I brake very hard, I’d ended up rollin’ on the floor (not on my blade). So I tried to brake a little bit, then release, and brake again. The friction manage to slow me down, but I began to speed up whenever I release it, cuz I’m on a slope ( not too steep by the gravity is enough to make me accelerate). What to do??? Again, it leaves me with no other alternative. Tried to control my speed and my distance from the junction, once a lorry passed by the junction and before the second one drove by, I quickly push my feet hard on the road and manage to squeeze myself through, in between two vehicles. phew Phew……so dangerous, and now I comprehend the phrase “Speed is nothing without control”. I must learn how to brake…arherm…with my right foot.

Scenery

Indeed it is a nice place to hang out, with nice scenery and most of all, pretty gals around smileSo I already have idea on what to do next……nope, not convertin’ myself to S’porean, nor dating with a gal there, but……get myself a pair of new roller blade on my next paycheck and practise, practise and practise.

22nd Birthday

October 1st, 2006 by aheryan

Yet another belated post. My mind was empty and I’ve totally no idea what to blog, ’til someone gimme an idea that I should post somethin’ ’bout my 22nd birthday =)

As the stressful Friday (15/9) comin’ towards the end, it was 10.30pm after I finished work. Luckily 2 saviours from Cyberjaya promised to fetch me from PMO. But eventually the guard house closed when it’s 11pm, I was forced to wait for the “2 saviours” by the roadside, standin’ alone in the dark and cold night. Guess what? Bugger eugeniest & spread were still playin’ pool in their company. But somehow they still come and fetch me for dinner before I die of hunger. We headed for Steven’s Corner in OUG to meet up with another friend, chuanhoe.

Right after the second hand of my watch struck the figure “12″ at 11.59, the next moment my mobile phone notifies me that I’ve received a birthday sms. =) Thankz sEeWan for being so precise and be the first one to wish me. So touchin’. It was then chuanhoe’s turn to gimme a call, despite he’s drivin’. Good friend.

So I had my dinner in Steven’s Corner. Had a cheese naan cheese, my favourite dish and I’d always ordered whenever I’m there, no doubt I know that I’ll spend the next few hours in toilet after takin’ so much of cheese shy. Thankz chuanhoe for the nite and treatin’ me the dinner (especially cheese naan). After the dinner was another normal type of gatherin’, three of us sat down and shared with each other our recent experience.

Saturday nite was the highlight of the whole day. Went to The Curve with “2 saviours”, and met up with other friends for dinner. So we hunt around in The Street, intended to go for Italiannies, but that time was full house and they don’t have a table for six, so finally I suggested to settle in Hooked. I jz wanna have somethin’ different, don’t feel like havin’ a rich dinner that will increase the density of the fat in my body. I felt okay with my spaghetti carbonara, but I can see from their face that they’re not satisfy with the portion. Perhaps it’s too little for a big eater.

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I was so surprised to get the present from apple. Wow! such a big birthday pressie that I ever had! So pai seh la, the present seems to worth more than the meal that I belanja. Thankz soooo~~ much =) Since she has her own programme that nite, she left us after the dinner. It was then only four person left — eugeniest, metalrage, spread & me. Yeah, the gang that formerly notorious in college evil.

So what do you expect these devil to treat me? They knew me very well. First drop of liquor is more than enough to make me drunk, and a second drop of alcohol would make me unconscious. I dunno which bugger suggested to go pub and the rest of them consent. Juz not to turn everyone down, I was force to follow ‘em (in fact I was dragged there) arghh.

So we ordered a jug. I was tryin’ to pretend chit-chattin’ with ‘em, takin’ 1ml for each sip. Then eventually metalrage realized my trick and said, “No, this is not good! We muz set a rule…“, pause a while before he continue, “Me one glass, you one glass, then it’s spread’s turn to drink one glass and you one glass, finally eugeniest one glass and you one glass“, smile like he got the most perfect idea in this world, then start countin’ with his finger, “So if we drink 1 glass, you got 3 glasses, we drink 2 glasses you got 6 glasses…so if we can make it 4, YOU GOT 12 MAN!!!“.

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He seems like promotin’ some sorta product, the more I buy the more free gift I got =S. It was so difficult to finish the first jug, then they observed my face for quite some time. “Congrats man! No sign of gettin’ drunk. Miss, one more please“, they ordered another jug without my consence.

I really struggle all the way through, held my breathe and closed my eyes. I was so reluctant to be forced to finish off the 2nd jug with ‘em, and this time I really see things are floatin’ around me. Yeah, this is the scene they wanted to see. I’M DRUNK~~~!!. Right until the last drop in my glass, I was already layin’ my head on the table, wavin’ my hand ask ‘em to stop. “I’m sorry pal, but 2 jugs is so difficult to divide by 3 persons. So I’ve to get another jug in order to leverage it“, said metalrage. “No, no.“, I stopped him, “See, RM100 right, each of you pay RM33, then I’ll pay the remainin’ RM1. Fair and square.” Yeah, smart idea, but then spread shouted, “Dang, this guy is pretendin’. How can he do calculation if he’s really drunk? Miss, another round please…arghh I really can stand no more at that point. I sneaked to the washroom, thrown out everythin’ from my stomach, wash my face and go back to the table. Since all the alcohol in my body was left in the washroom, surprisingly I was okay and looked normal, juz that my skin was a bit redish. They all stared at me and stunned. “How come like this?” “Sorry la, wasted each of you 50 bucks leh, aiy, wanna make me drunk ar, RM50 not enuff la…yeah

But one point that metalrage made it right, last September we graduated, after one year still good friends.

After a Saturday nite fever, the next mornin’ I make my way back to hometown for Sunday’s programme. Upon arrival, I went out for a “belated birthday lunch date” with Guai Sun. She given me the idea of havin’ some local specialities. No doubt it was jz an old coffee shop by the roadside, the food was marvellous. I guess after all havin’ too much of “high class” food in KL, the nice local food is what we actually cravin’ for. Before I send her back she took a photo in the car and ask, “Do you know that we never take photo before?” I doubt,”Errrrrr………shy……hee…hee…”

Guai Sun

For dinner, of course it’s family gatherin’. Went to my uncle’s house for the belated celebration. Juz the same like before, all my close-relation cousins were there. But it was so touchin’ that my parents get me birthday cake

Birthday Cake
Thankz mum & dad hug

But it was really come to my surprise that after I gone back to work on Monday, I really get a surprise pressie from my colleague chelz. Aiks, again so embarrassing, cuz I never treat her a birthday dinner…hmmm……

** So promised you a meal in Chilis after this project (only if boss gives us increment ;))

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Visitor Pass

August 28th, 2006 by aheryan

If you’ll have to work in a "tempat larangan" (restricted area), e.g. other company’s premises, most likely you’ll need to register yourself at the guard house (or reception) and get a visitor pass to identify yourself.

Especially entering a government department, they’ll probably take your I/C (MyKad), register all your information and keep the I/C, then pass you the visitor pass and ask you to hang it somewhere obvious. Please refer to the photo on the left.

However, lately I’ve been workin’ in these "tempat-tempat larangan", I found that sometimes it’s tedious to have this visitor pass with me. Okay, it’s juz my personal experience, and I’m tryin’ to depict some scenerio (It’s true story anyway)

Scenerio #1

There was once we went out to Alamanda for lunch with my colleague, and of course, we won’t go all the way to the office and exchange the visitor pass with our I/C, so juz bring the visitor pass along (it’s juz a short lunch). It happened that I run out of money that day, so I walk to the ATM machine to "keep me financially secured". As I open up my wallet the first thing i observed is missin’ of my I/C (MyKad). First impression is, "Oh gosh, how silly am I? How can I forgot to bring my I/C out?". Without realizing what’s actually happenin’, I keep findin’ my I/C and started to recall "When did I take it out? For what I take it out? Then did I take back? Where I put it?" Started to feel nervous as we all understand that how serious it is to misplace MyKad. Eventually I took out everythin’ in my pocket; handphone, PDA, and……erm…the visitor pass! My I/C is in PMO…

Scenerio #2

Again we were in Alamanda, another lunch break. My colleague said wanna registered his prepaid line, so we juz went to the nearest service provider outlet and he filled in the form. After he returned the form to the receptionist, she ask for his I/C. As usual he took out his wallet, and the next thing happened is predictable, YES! "Arghhh……can I give you my drivin’ license?" "Nope" the gal replied, "I need MyKad. I need a photocopy of it." So, in this helpless situation, I take out the visitor pass and smile at her, "what ’bout this?" She also understand that we left our I/C "somewhere" and juz dun insist on it anymore. "It’s okay, forget ’bout it", she smile and proceed with the registration.

Scenerio #3

I remembered it was few days ago, we worked quite late, ’til 11pm. So as usual we get back to the guard house to exchange visitor pass with MyKad. From far away I can see that the lights were off in the guard house and the door doesn’t seem to be opened. I had a bad feelin’ that something’s not right. BINGO~~!! The officers all went back home and locked our I/C in there. Grrr……what to do? Bring the visitor pass home and pray hard that we would not be stopped by any policeman along the way. Yes, we actually brought the visitor pass back home.

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The next day I pretend nothing’s happened but obviously the guard blacklisted my name

This is what i experience so far with the visitor pass I got. Let make an assumption of the worst scenerio…

Worst Scenerio

I unable to get back my I/C and hafta bring the visitor pass back home, but halfway stopped in a roadblock

Officer : Dik, tolong tunjukkan I/C dan lesen memandu

Me : Ini lesen……Err, I/C kat PMO, ini pas pelawat saya (showin’ him the visitor pass)

Officer : Mana you curi pas ini?

Me : Tak, saya kerja kat PMO

Officer : Jangan tipu, lewat-lewat ni masih kerja…I/C tak ada kan?

Me : Di PMO

Office : Ok, you berhenti depan sana, nanti ikut saya balik ke balai

Me :

Sleepy

August 6th, 2006 by aheryan

It’s not advisable to drive when you’re sleepy, as it’s comparable with drink and drive. Ok let’s put it this way, not only causin’ accident, there’re many possibility will happen.

I remember it was a Monday morning, wakin’ up at 4am and start my journey to KL at 4.30am. So along the way I was concentratin’ on the road using my left brain while keep my right brain sleepin’. Since it’s too early in the mornin’ (or midnight…), hence not many vehicle on the road all the way was fine.

Roughly 5am, approachin’ the Sg. Besi tollgate. As usual I slow down the car and drive towards the SmartTag lane. Since I’ve been using SmartTag for the past 6 months, I know 35 kph is juz nice to pass the toll (not too slow and not too fast). So as usual, I reduced speed to 35 kph, headin’ towards the toll gradually.

Surprisingly, that day the bar was up. Ermm…it makes no different for me right? So I juz drove on. 5 meter away from the sensor, awaitin’ for the "deet deet" sound, but I can’t hear any. Another meter closer, no sign of detectin’ the smart tag. One more second and I’m right in front of the bar, yet the SmartTag gadget still haven’t gimme the sound "deet deet" and finally, I passed the bar.

Maybe I’m still dream that moment, but somethin’ woke me up. Yes the alarm of the tollgate went off.

Gosh~~!! What’s happenin’???

Oops, it seems like I was tryin’ to skip the toll. It was then I look at the dashboard. WHERE IS MY SMARTTAG??? Hmmm…it’s sittin’ on the arm rest peacefully. Dang! I quickly rush down with the SmartTag on my hand, ran back to the tollgate and wavin’ my SmartTag at the sensor with my right hand. Now at last I hear the sound "deet deet", but I guess it’s too late. I looked at the display, instead of showin’ the amount charged and the balance, I saw "Hubungi Plaza Tol" (contact toll plaza). Maybe the staff in the plaza already heard the alarm, he already runnin’ towards me. I approached him and quickly, really embarrassing…

Me : Sorry ya bang, lupa letak SmartTag kat dashboard

PLUS staff : Oh, tak apa…(Pressin’ some key on the computer) Dah okay!

Me : Terima kasih ya…

PLUS staff : Sama…Awal pagi ni, tidur sambil memandu ke?

Me : embarrass

1901 - Grab That Bite

June 22nd, 2006 by aheryan

Yet another 1 day trip to Johor. Same as last time, woke up at 5am just to catch 8am flight. What can I have for breakfast this early? Or I would have said, where can I buy my breakfast? Yes, the AIRPORT!! Smart huh? Not really…

Waitin’ at the departure lounge in LCCT, the only place for food is "Buy & Fly". Take a look at the price and take a second look at the food, you’ll figure out where does the name come from. Juz as the name implies, "buy -> and fly -> and never come back". RM7 for a packet of Nasi Lemak, RM5 for an "ikan bilis" (anchovy) bun, and there ain’t anything so special ’bout it. I’d rather buy a rope and tie my stomach.

Upon arriving Sultan Ismail Airport (a.k.a Senai Airport, Johor), I saw my saviour. "1901" hotdog, I luv da most!! I’ve tried out the barbecue sauce during my previous trip, so I get something new this time and chose the most common flavour, the one which has a big big image on the menu

IT ROCKS!!!!!

Somehow things are not goin’ my way. Suppose to take 10pm flight back to KL, but for "dunno what" reason the flight has been "retimed" (Eh, pls use the world DELAY) to 12 midnight. Gosh! It was onlyi 7.30!! Alright, as a compensation (They juz dun wan us to complain), they’re offerin’ us dinner at the departure lounge.

At last I got the long awaited so-called dinner. It’s a sumptuos mean indeed. I can see that slogan "Grab That Bite" from far away.

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You’re right. It’s 1901’s hotdog (AGAIN). Hopin’ for the best, at least I can taste another flavour, but……BINGO!! It’s exactly the same as what I ate this morning!!! Grrr……what to do? That’s my dinner ok!

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I’d never ever eat this taste again. But I still luv 1901’s hotdog

At last call for boarding While queuing up, I saw 3 boxes of hotdog leftover on the counter. Started drolling, my mind is turnin’ rapidly how to grab "that bite". Guess what? I asked the steward, "Excuse Me, can I have another one since no one’s gettin’ it?" Quickly grab a box and head towards the plane. An air-hostess approached me and stopped me. I thought she’s suppose to take the hotdog back, but instead she offered me a bottle of mineral water. Wow…the service not bad though.

So as a conclusion, I had 3 SAME flavour hotdogs within a day, for 3 different meals.